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Sometimes a cheerful student looking for the cheapest offer. And sometimes it’s Sauron, bloodthirsty, wanting to eat you alive.
) Because I did receive so many wonderful responses, I've decided to give you twice the amount of replies as I did with the men's grievances, which is a total of 30 pieces of deliciously harsh advice. (This sounds so shitty and shallow, but that's sort of the name of the game with online dating.) Dear not-super-hot guys, you make hot girls feel really bad when you send us messages about how we 'probably won't write you back, because of physical reasons X, Y and Z, but you thought you would try anyway.' No one is attracted to this type of self-consciousness in real life, so when you broadcast it online, it's literally all we are going to see. It screams, ' I looked through your pics, and I figured I'd contact you. Try looking a little less serial killer if possible. What's up with men and their angry/surly expression in EVERY pic? If you're wearing sunglasses in every picture, I'm going to pass."11. (I swear to god this is never wrong unless they're over 6'4" (actually 6'4")." 14. "Details of your extreme Cross Fit (Beachbody, whale bench pressing) workout/lifestyle and your protein intake are all the worst. You only get to the talking in person part by getting someone interested in you, which you do by writing a description. It's super confusing why you'd take the time to write me a specific message when we're horribly matched and all of the answers to your questions make me sad."17. "Male Tinder profiles with the whole 'we all know what this is for/this isn't e Harmony' bullshit is kind of enraging. If you're not in college anymore, act like it. It is the vaguest fucking question that implies you might want to hang out, but doesn't implicitly say that. Plus if I say I am only looking for something casual, and I meet you, I don't get to change my answer.
I expected to stir up a little bit of noise with the "brutal advice" I asked men to give me as a woman online dating last week, but I didn't expect the nerve it hit to be quite so raw.
So, in the spirit of fairness, I've decided to give all the fed-up online dating women out there the ability to respond with their own brutal advice to men (that they would never have the heart to actually tell the guys to their face). "The more you blather on about your expertise, the more positive I become that you are completely sexually inadequate.
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